Fashion faux pas

As ever, my opinion. What works for one won't necessarily work for all. Although, some of these are common sense I think! 

• Open toe shoes with tights - *insert See No Evil Monkey emoji* what on earth possesses people?! If it's too cold for peep toe shoes, wear closed in ones.

• Heels that are too high for your trousers/ trousers too short for your heels - known as 'jack-ups' when you wear a heel and your loose trousers flap around the top/ middle of the heel, so the trousers look like they've shrunk in the wash. 

• Navy & black. Rarely works

• Black and brown. Mud brown and black are not friends. Tan can work. 

• Leggings with white knickers. No more needs to be said on that subject!!

• Heels you can't walk in. If you are stumbling across the street like a toddler taking it's first few steps, it takes away most of the sass and style of wearing heels

• Flatforms - like marmite for people. Je déteste.

• Blazers with huge shoulders pads - the 1980s called - they want their fashion back. 

• Those bloody cape jackets - they look like someone has peed Freddy Kruger off!! Slashed up the sleeve. Another Marmite piece of fashion.

Jessica Wright (TOWIE) sporting the Freddy Kruger attacked jacket!